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In the unique intersection of sports and literature, Steve Bruce’s foray into writing football-themed detective novels stands as a curious chapter.

Just because I got a GCSE in English, I thought I was going to be the next Dick Francis. It didn’t make any contribution at all to anyone’s income. It became a laughing stock, to be honest.

Steve Bruce

The former Manchester United captain and esteemed football manager ventured into the literary world with a series of novels featuring the adventures of Steve Barnes, a professional footballer-cum-detective.

Steve Bruce, reflecting on his writing journey, candidly remarked, “Just because I got a GCSE in English, I thought I was going to be the next Dick Francis. It didn’t make any contribution at all to anyone’s income. It became a laughing stock, to be honest.”

This self-deprecating acknowledgment highlights the challenges and humbling experiences he faced in the literary world. Despite the lukewarm reception, Bruce’s novels have garnered a cult following, with fans appreciating the rare blend of football intrigue and detective drama. His comment in a 2019 interview with Sky Sports, “Have you read them? Go and read them and you’ll understand why,” when asked why he hasn’t written more, speaks volumes of his ability to poke fun at his own literary endeavors.

The quotes from Bruce’s novels themselves offer a glimpse into the quirky and engaging world he crafted. From the vivid imagery of “Bright red blood on the knife blade” to the sardonic wit of “I didn’t do it,” I said weakly. “And England didn’t win the world cup in 66,” he sneered, Bruce’s writing transports readers into a narrative rich with suspense, humor, and football culture. The refusal of alcoholic drinks in favor of “good clear mineral water. No fluoride. No chlorine. Fresh from a mountain spring” reflects a protagonist who values clarity and purity, not just in his beverage choice but perhaps in his moral compass as well.

Don’t just take my word for it. Look at some of the reviews on Amazon.

Bruce’s attention to detail, whether describing the allure of a “desirable motor” or the presence of a PC (“A personal computer, not a police constable”) on a desk, showcases his attempt to ground his tales in the tangible and familiar world, albeit with a touch of humour and irony. These elements, combined with the backdrop of football, create a narrative space where sports enthusiasts and mystery aficionados alike can find common ground.

Comedian Ivo Graham’s readings of Steve Bruce’s novels have gained some attention, particularly among fans of comedy and football. Graham’s readings serve to introduce Bruce’s novels to a broader audience, captivating listeners with the peculiar blend of crime fiction and football culture that Bruce penned.

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